Well it seems that when ever you play sports you are bound to get injured. 
Here are a few of my recent injuries.....

• Tweaked left knee, Stretched MCL.  March 2005
  It was the last 5 min of the game and I went for a slide tackle on turf.  As I went down (on my left side), my left toe stuck to the turf and my knee bent the wrong way.  Oddly it didn't swell or even hurt that bad and I finished the game, but once the adrenaline subsided I hurt like hell.  This injury is going to take awhile to heal.
  I'm currently trying to get my doc to release the MRI pictures as I think they look cool.

• Smashed right big toe. Feb 2004.
  Some fat-ass stepped on my foot with his cleat and caught me right behind the nail.   I expect the toe nail to fall off, just in time for summer and sandals....

Just for future reference I took a pic of what a normal toe is supposed to look like....

• Sprained left ankle. Circa Fall 2003

• Pulled Hamstring.  Circa Spring 2003

No Pics...

• Jammed right big toe.  Circa 2002.
  The toe nail eventually fell off and took like 6 months to grow back.